Indulgent, cheeky, and oh-so-decadent, this dessert cocktail is not for the faint of heart. Big Titty Ho On A Motorcycle is the kind of drink that crashes the party, turns heads, and leaves a trail of whipped cream kisses behind. Inspired by the classic strawberry shortcake—but with a bold, boozy twist—this cocktail is a creamy explosion of vanilla, strawberry, almond, and attitude. It’s the perfect blend of playful sweetness and naughty sophistication. Whether you’re hosting a girls’ night in, celebrating something spicy, or just feeling fabulous on a Friday, this cocktail is your ultimate partner in crime. The crushed shortbread rim? A crunchy kiss of nostalgia. The whipped cream crown? A cloud of luscious temptation. And that boozy base? Pure, unfiltered fun. This drink isn’t just a cocktail—it’s a whole moment. One sip and you’ll know why it’s named like a fever dream and tastes like a guilty pleasure. Buckle up, baby. Dessert just got a driver’s license.
🍓 Ingredients:
- 2 oz vanilla vodka
- 1 oz strawberry liqueur
- 1 oz heavy cream
- ½ oz amaretto
- 1 tbsp strawberry purée
- Crushed shortbread cookies (for the rim)
- Ice
- Whipped cream + fresh strawberry (for garnish)
🍰 Instructions:
- Rim the glass: Swipe a strawberry around the rim of a chilled martini glass, then dip the edge into crushed shortbread cookies for a buttery, cookie-crusted finish.
- Mix it up: In a cocktail shaker, combine vanilla vodka, strawberry liqueur, heavy cream, amaretto, strawberry purée, and a handful of ice. Shake hard—shake like you mean it—until the mixture is cold, creamy, and irresistible.
- Strain and pour: Strain the luscious liquid into your prepared martini glass.
- Top it off: Add a swirl of whipped cream and crown it with a fresh strawberry. Snap a pic—this beauty deserves a spotlight.
Bold, flirty, and unapologetically extra, this cocktail is what strawberry dreams (and a little danger) are made of. Serve it chilled, serve it loud, and serve it to someone who knows how to enjoy the ride.
So… who’s climbing on the wildest shortcake in town tonight? 🍓💋🍸
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